Things to do when you have your first afternoon to yourself in a week.

1)      Eat homemade pralines.

2)      Facebook excessively.

3)      Try to figure out where you’re meeting your friends for dinner.

4)      Read People.com

5)      Stare at your cat in the neighbor’s yard and think about how you never wanted a cat and still don’t.

6)      Listen to music with explicit lyrics.

7)      Text.

8)      Return the stare of the 6-foot cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen you received for your birthday that stands next to your desk.

9)      Wish you had a cupcake to go with the pralines.

10)  Realize it’s been two hours and nothing has been accomplished.